Follow me pls yo

scottpilgrimm:

i literally dont understand how anyone can be 100% straight. humans beings are so hot .wtf 

tastefullyoffensive:

The 7 Most Annoying People To Watch TV With [dorkly]

It’s better to have nobody, than to have someone who is half there, or doesn’t want to be there.
—(via psych-facts)
LOOK AT THE CAT
—me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)

video!

puppy pug trying to sleep

petesdickpiercing:

this is the man idolized by people all over the world

petesdickpiercing:

this is the man idolized by people all over the world

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right